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whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: That smile. Oh, when those shapely lips curl up into those round cheeks and expose those crooked teeth, it completely mollifies you. You can see why your grandmother was fainting and throwing her underwear at him, can’t you? Not only is he classically handsome with his big brown eyes, cleft chin and side swept hair, but he’s got that certain ‘jene se quois’ about him. That aura that makes him completely irresistible, that draws you in and pins you down. There’s not a damn thing he could ask of you that you wouldn’t oblige him. I mean, he’s Paul McCartney for God’s sake. The man is almost 80 70 and he’s still got it (and he could still get it too). He changed the world, and not many men can say that. Along with the rest of The Beatles, Paul influenced just about every artist you can think of and forever altered everything. Their music infiltrates all that you hear today; it’s used to make political and personal statements, it tells stories, it lifts spirits. Can you imagine the world without The Beatles? Yeah, me neither. Oh goddammit. Jizzzzzzz.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

  1. That smile. Oh, when those shapely lips curl up into those round cheeks and expose those crooked teeth, it completely mollifies you. You can see why your grandmother was fainting and throwing her underwear at him, can’t you?
  2. Not only is he classically handsome with his big brown eyes, cleft chin and side swept hair, but he’s got that certain ‘jene se quois’ about him. That aura that makes him completely irresistible, that draws you in and pins you down. There’s not a damn thing he could ask of you that you wouldn’t oblige him. I mean, he’s Paul McCartney for God’s sake.
  3. The man is almost 80 70 and he’s still got it (and he could still get it too).
  4. He changed the world, and not many men can say that. Along with the rest of The Beatles, Paul influenced just about every artist you can think of and forever altered everything. Their music infiltrates all that you hear today; it’s used to make political and personal statements, it tells stories, it lifts spirits. Can you imagine the world without The Beatles? Yeah, me neither.
  5. Oh goddammit. Jizzzzzzz.
"Those BITCHES."
- My roommate after Iowa intercepted the football again

Roommates

Me: I'm so tired of studying biochem. It's so boring.
Yoon: I'm sorry.
Me: Thanks, Yoon Joo.
Yoon: Well, actually, I'm not. I realized I'm not a sympathetic person.
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whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: He plays a werewolf in The Twilight Saga, and even if you are on Team Edward, you CANNOT deny that the idea of those big, strong arms picking you up and tossing you onto the bed like you’re just a rag doll and having rough sex (in which he may actually growl) isn’t a Big. Fucking. Turn On. He’s not legal yet, (6 months to go!), so you can corrupt him. Best reason to go to jail. Ever. He looks good with dirt rubbed on his chest. Dear god. You know you would love to take a tumble in the dirt with him. Have you seen those arms? That chest? That stomach? If you don’t find those stunning, then you’re a lesbian. He’s a legit nice guy. He’s totally that super respectable, sweet guy who makes you want to act like a lady. But then you look at those arms and your thoughts aren’t so lady like anymore. {submission}

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

  1. He plays a werewolf in The Twilight Saga, and even if you are on Team Edward, you CANNOT deny that the idea of those big, strong arms picking you up and tossing you onto the bed like you’re just a rag doll and having rough sex (in which he may actually growl) isn’t a Big. Fucking. Turn On.
  2. He’s not legal yet, (6 months to go!), so you can corrupt him. Best reason to go to jail. Ever.
  3. He looks good with dirt rubbed on his chest. Dear god. You know you would love to take a tumble in the dirt with him.
  4. Have you seen those arms? That chest? That stomach? If you don’t find those stunning, then you’re a lesbian.
  5. He’s a legit nice guy. He’s totally that super respectable, sweet guy who makes you want to act like a lady. But then you look at those arms and your thoughts aren’t so lady like anymore.

{submission}

RIP

I may not have known Joe Dado but my condolences go out to his friends & family.  A terrible ending to the two day search.

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patrickcassels:

Behind the scenes of Curb Your Enthusiasm’s Seinfeld meta-reunion. A few quick, voyeuristic shots answer our prayers that b-characters David Puddy (Patrick Warburton) and Kenny “Armani Suit” Bania (Steve Hytner) will also return. Also incredibly exciting is Seinfeld’s claim that the reunion episodes will give Seinfeld ”a new ending” — which I suppose is common sense, but still somehow shocking.

Introduction to Genetic Analysis

“As an aside in closing, it is interesting that many of the historical experiments revealing the circularity of bacterial and plasmid genomes coincided wit the publication and popularization of J.R.R. Tolkein’s The Lord of the Rings.  Consequently, a review of bacterial genetics at that time led off with the following quotation from the trilogy:

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,

One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.”

Yes, this is from my genetics textbook.

Karma?

I skipped my bmb & sf class today because I felt like crap.

When I got back to my dorm, I realized I had forgotten my id card and couldn’t get into the building.

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whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: We’ve known him all our lives and he’s only gotten hotter. He probably took your masturbatory virginity while you fantasized about him taking the real thing. That frosted ‘fro? Didn’t bother us a bit. That shit was hot. We wouldn’t have cared if his pubes were like that too. His body - it’s not too thick or overly muscled, but it’s strong and lean and ripped. Just perfect for wrapping thighs around and running tongues over. He can fucking dance. If he can move like that vertically, he’s got to have all kinds of moves laying down, yes? And even if he doesn’t, there are counters and walls and all kinds of ways you could get fucked without him having to be horizontal. That voice. It’s been causing you to soak your underwear for over a decade now, and it’s not going to stop anytime soon. Once he gives up on that damn ‘acting’ thing, he’ll be right back to hitting notes that make our buttons pop off our jeans. He’s hilarious. There’s never a dull moment when he hits SNL and no matter what he’s wearing, be it a huge tit or a leotard, he still looks fucking hot.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

  1. We’ve known him all our lives and he’s only gotten hotter. He probably took your masturbatory virginity while you fantasized about him taking the real thing. That frosted ‘fro? Didn’t bother us a bit. That shit was hot. We wouldn’t have cared if his pubes were like that too.
  2. His body - it’s not too thick or overly muscled, but it’s strong and lean and ripped. Just perfect for wrapping thighs around and running tongues over.
  3. He can fucking dance. If he can move like that vertically, he’s got to have all kinds of moves laying down, yes? And even if he doesn’t, there are counters and walls and all kinds of ways you could get fucked without him having to be horizontal.
  4. That voice. It’s been causing you to soak your underwear for over a decade now, and it’s not going to stop anytime soon. Once he gives up on that damn ‘acting’ thing, he’ll be right back to hitting notes that make our buttons pop off our jeans.
  5. He’s hilarious. There’s never a dull moment when he hits SNL and no matter what he’s wearing, be it a huge tit or a leotard, he still looks fucking hot.

I was so wrong

I used to think organic chemistry was the bane of my existence.

Turns out, molecular biology of the gene is.